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Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition
Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy
Johnny Treeboy by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

Johnny E 

Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping
Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
Johnny E by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Johnny McPoopenheimer 

"HOLY SHIT IT'S JOHNNY MCPOOPENHEIMER, RUN!!"

Johnny Fire 

Jeez my Johnny fire bad, it hurts when I pee.
I gave that girl a taste of Johnny fire.
Johnny Fire by Bigpaco15 April 1, 2022

Johnny snage

A person who acts like johnny cage from mortal kombat but offbrand x-11 a overall perv or jerkwad
Dude acts like johnny snage

Johnny from Sing 

The gigachad full-released monkey of them all. He is also the reason that monkeys haven't gone extinct.
Person 1: Man fuck being a human, i wanna return to monke
Person 2: So you wanna turn out like Johnny from Sing?
Person 3: Yes