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Holy Names Academy

1. A Catholic all-girls school in Seattle, Washington. One of the most prestigious and academically rounded schools in the Northwest. The stereo type is that we're all a whole bunch of nerdy lezbos that are afraid of dudes.
2. The truth is, we're all a bunch of sexually deprived boy-crazy bitches who will do ANYTHING with ANYONE. Although there are some of us who resent both of these stereotypes don't fit in to either categories and are actually normal.
1. Look at that dude reading Hamlet in the corner. OH WAIT, that's a chick. She must be from Holy Names Academy.

2. Dude, I totally banged Samantha last night. I was kinda off my game at first, but then I realized it didn't matter because she was from Holy Names, and she'd do anything with me no matter how off I was.
by BraceFace99 January 8, 2009
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holy fuck knuckle

Whoo-boy, yes sir, quite the riveting tale of rebellion and adventure indeed. I was on the edge of my goddamn seat I tell you what. That was some amazingly hot shit indeed, holy fuck knuckle son, I think I felt my dick move. You are clearly the greatest, baddest mother fucker to walk God's green Earth in the history of man. Four times you drove by with that horn? I am in goddamn awe. AWE I TELL YOU. Inspiring shit indeed, yes sir, there can be no question, you have really made a difference.
by beNZylpiperazine August 7, 2007
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holy fuck the hell

"Holy fuck the hell did you see that body?!"
by Phantomz January 11, 2009
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Holy Fucking Shit

An expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated H.F.S.
Sam: Dude, my granma passed away last week...
John: Holy fucking shit man, im so sorry.

Liam: I just got 10 grams of weed!
Andrew: Thats insane dude, holy fucking shit!
by DactaTomas June 11, 2014
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Holy Hockey net

The hockey net is a god. We love everything he does for us. All hail the holy hockey net. We pray everyday to it.
“All hail the Holy Hockey Net and everything it does.”
by larron godly 5 May 21, 2019
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Holy White Man!

A classic Australian colloquialism used primarily by Australia's older order, namely Jeff. When uttered, this word strikes fear in the hearts of young beta males who fail to understand simple concepts.
Jeff: What did you get for the answer for 1-e^-t/rc?
Student: haha 69
Jeff: Holy White Man!
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holy crap song

A holy crap song is a song that makes you go
"Whoa...holy crap" when you listen to it.
Person 1: "KC Accidental" is BSS's holy crap song...don't you agree?

Person 2: Nah, it was "Guilty Cubicles" for me

Person 3: Purplecheesegerhinkitinki...which is irrelevant to your conversation.
by Pallid and Alive July 29, 2008
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