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Canada's History

Standard-issue Canadian toilet paper that costs $6.95 a month. Formerly The Beaver.
"Mom! We're all out of Canada's History!"
by Lawncare February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."

...Canada's History...
by CheoTrawford February 4, 2010
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history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.
When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.
by FlyingBrain August 14, 2012
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canada's history

the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.
"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
by richard swet February 11, 2010
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Canada's History

"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.
by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010
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Worldwide History

WORLDWIDE goes a long way back the first person who joined Worldwide was "CHARLES MARTINS" he is no longer in Worldwide tho so it has to go to Enoch.. To Sammy Worldwide might have started as a failure but now it is one of the best groups... Worldwide might have gone through some ups and downs but Worldwide can never die
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
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History

about old people and shit they had tantrums about
I love the idea of history being about the things that will 100% help me in life <3
by wifehaverthefirst June 11, 2022
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