face foods

foods that come from a source that had a face or a Mom/Dad i.e. animal, meats.

Beth, do you want a hamburger or hot dogs? " Naw man, I don't eat face foods, I love animals."

by ElDubbers January 22, 2020

School Food

Poison

school food is Poison

by Dumb*** furry November 18, 2020

Food-Abs

When you go to Mahnin Asian Restaurant, and eat so much food, your stomach feels as though you have a six or possibly eight pack.

Dude I had so much fried rice, I have like eight food-abs.
Jessica's food-abs are so uneven, she needs to go to the gym.

by GrimmyMays August 13, 2014

unhealth food

The opposite of health food. You go to a "green" market for health food, and you go to a burger joint for food that is guaranteed to raise your cholesterol level to the top of the Empire State Building and load you up with a week's worth of sodium.

Yesterday I overdosed on unhealth food at the local burger place.

by TheScienceDude November 16, 2016

Food Police

Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.

Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.

Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>

by Hazelwudi December 8, 2019

Carnival food

Unhealthy food that is commonly served at a carnival.

I felt like throwing up after eating that shitty, expensive carnival food.

by Brandon Blank September 15, 2013

Stranger food

When you eat a strangers food from the common break area from work or school

I'm gonna pass on dinner I had stranger food

by sidmon69 September 2, 2018