poofer fish

pretty much the same as a puffer fish except poofer is more fun to say.

the poofer fish was in the water

by a bored blonde girl... August 18, 2008

Fish titties

The best kind of titties ;)))

Oi mate, did you see those fish titties? FUckinG great aye mate

by fishtits101 October 23, 2018

cleaning the fish tank

A slang term for lesbians eating each other out.

What were u girls doing in there? Cleaning the fish tank.

by Slam Clown January 20, 2010

Dirty Fish Eye

When a male is having sex with a female in the doggy position, and the male is about to cum he sticks his finger up her but and when she turns around to ask what the fuck he quickly pulls it out and cums in her eye.

Yeah so I totally gave her the dirty fish eye last night.

by I'm FT B! April 23, 2007

Fish(es)

A new measurement system based on the ca. lenght of a fish (20cm)

I am 8,95 fishes tall (179cm)

Well I'm 9,5 fishes tall! hah I win!!! (190cm)

Fish(es)

by Combustion Man from Denmark September 13, 2009

Fish Wank

The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.

"Hey Brian, I have no lube. MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"See that goldfish tank over there..."
"FISH WANK!"

by source_421 February 22, 2010

Squigly fish

Surprising someone by wiggling your finger up one's anus (without them knowing), while yelling "SQUIGLY FISH!". Clothes may or may not be worn during this.

*John is standing in line at the concession stand waiting to get his popcorn*
April: SQUIGLY FISH!!!!
John: HOLY FUCK! YOU GOT ALL THE WAY IN THERE DAMMIT!
April: Yeah what can I say, I'm just good like that.

by April and John November 14, 2006