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february 14

the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf
person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum
by that gay slice of mouldy bread February 6, 2022
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February 10th

a day when cute/fugly mfs are born (there no in between biatch 🙄)
Gawd Dayum she’s so cute “yeah bro shes born on February 10th”

Gawd Dayum she’s so fugly “yeah she’s born on February 10th”
by glockinmyrawrie. January 7, 2022
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fingerless february

fingerless february is something all women must do, and involves one month a year (february) where you are not allowed to finger yourself or be fingered.

also called FF.
- hey, r u doing fingerless february this year?
- yeah girl it’s gonna be hard
- i know i know good luck by the way
- thanks u 2
by 123cn321 November 4, 2019
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February 14

Hey y/n *starts making out* what was all that? Its February 14!
by Maddie333 February 3, 2022
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February 28th

People on born on February 28 have the biggest dicks and have the best personality’s and if you where born on this date your just sexy af
Oh he has a big dick he was born on February 28th
by Angie_Is_an_L May 9, 2022
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February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day
Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!
by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021
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February 18

Date of a loved one's death
Hey did you hear that Michael committed suicide on February 18?
by Alin- February 17, 2022
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