surface energy

sharing just what’s on the outside and not giving details that are personal

I never know what Jane Doe is doing with her life, she always just gives off surface energy.

by Professor Plum July 12, 2021

55 hour energy

when you mix heroin, cocaine, meth, and fent, you get 55 hour energy.

Advertiser: Can't get up in the morning? Try 55 hour energy! A fast way to wake up in the morning before work or school! Mix it with booze! Then you're WAY awake! (May contain illegal substances).
Alex: Oh wow! Did you see that, dude?! Let's get 55 hour energy!
Baxter: Hell yeah, man!

by aiden2000 August 26, 2025

giant gap energy

When women looks and talks like she has a giant pussy.

I’m feeling like you have giant gap energy.

by Normalnametaken November 15, 2023

Energy Hangover

When you load up on energy drinks one night, have a total crash, and have a complete migraine headache in the morning.

I should NOT have chugged those four Monsters last night, now I have a complete energy hangover.

by Thrasher999 January 23, 2009

Small dick energy

Mainly possessed by a guy who is insecure, misogynistic and cannot stand women. The average dick size of these individuals are around 1-4 inches

Guys who bodyshame women give off small dick energy

by 4 inch king January 3, 2023

Monster Energy

Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.

Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!

by LordJenal May 20, 2022

concubine energy

generally referring to the "only take" attitude without giving back in a relationship, in reference to a female in modern relationships

dude, we were on a first date, and she didn't even offer to pay. She was so full of concubine energy.

by duckdealer January 7, 2025