Sloppy Dallas

Its a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

1 "Karen gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night"
2 "Your dick must of looked like a turd"

by Dickerson69420_Dick October 15, 2020

dallas facelift

To have the majority of one's head removed, while waving to the crowd.

I wonder if Jackie approved of her husband's decision to get that Dallas facelift.

by Horace Chit May 10, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl sucks your dick with a mouthful of dip

Greg: So, I heard you went out with Debra yesterday. How'd it go?

Matt: Oh dude, she gave me a fucking Sloppy Dallas

by innereye October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

when a girl sucks you off with a mouth full of dip

soup gave me sloppy dallas and there was so much dip

by thedie October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Where a women has tobacco in her mouth and she proceeds to place her mouth an a boys penis and starts to suck on it

Oh dude, she gave me a sloppy Dallas last night.

by Bologna is a myth October 18, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

I received a sloppy Dallas from doobrah!!!

by Sloppydallas94 October 15, 2020

Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.

1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.

by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021