hoe dollar

A sweaty crinkled up one dollar bill from your local Taco Bell that still smells of hooker ass crack.

God why are all these hoe dollars still in circulation

by TRUMPizKING July 17, 2016

Whisky Dollar

1. The paper currency often found wadded in your front pockets the morning after seeing and/or playing live music shows. More often than not, these dollars emerge wrinkled, misshapen and damp with sweat and rock and roll grease.

After a late night at the Fillmore, Mark woke up and pulled a fist full of whisky dollars from his jeans.

by DJ Harry March 7, 2017

peanutbutter dollar

When you banging a hooker and put the money in her asshole but when she takes it out it's filled with dirty hooker skat

Thus the name peanutbutter dollar

Tyron: yo I was banging this skanky ass hooker the other night and I put the money in her ass
Labron: bruh you gave her a

peanutbutter dollar

by Pablo rajah May 20, 2017

Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 6, 2017

Two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

cahaba dollar

A Cahaba dollar is a term that can be tossed around rather easily. When one has been utterly fucked over, they have been "Cahaba dollared" . When you have spent "too much money" you have just spent a Cahaba dollar. A "Cahaba dollar" may also be used to describe/define a person who to you, is quite irrelevant, due to them simply being a mother fucker.

A Cahaba Dollar is a definition of intensity...

I spent a fat Cahaba dollar on that four loko.

The woman at the DMV Cahaba dollared me into purchasing a Class C license.

My dad, who abandoned me at the age of 2, is not even worth 1 Cahaba dollar to me.

by GnarLine December 18, 2017