the equivalent of a snack dad but for documents; a document dad always has the passports and tickets handy on family vacations
by doris and boris November 16, 2019
Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)
by Jennaak November 24, 2021
An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always
by averagehornygay April 22, 2023
A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023
As you may know if you go to WEBSTER’S CONERS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, Shepard’s dad has left the space time continuum. There is no way to. Get to him physically, so you must use an interdimensional portal, and even then he is not easy to see. Good luck, and goodbye for now.
Tanner: Hey Shepard, knock knock!
Shepard: who’s there?
Tanner: not Shepard’s dad.
Shepard: *beats Tanner into the ground*
Shepard: who’s there?
Tanner: not Shepard’s dad.
Shepard: *beats Tanner into the ground*
by Mr. McNugget February 17, 2022
The Puckers really fucked their dads in that game last night.
Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.
Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.
by Dandrew November 30, 2021