cole is always going to be there and give you attention he loves video games and has great hair he has an amazing personality that makes everyone laugh he does dumb shit all the time and likes to enjoy life
cole is v attractive
by urmommypres August 3, 2021

by Kolby H November 1, 2021

a very materialistic person who typically only cares about himself. If a Cole Hayes ever tells you something, don't believe it he's probably lying
by peptidebonds December 24, 2016

The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.
Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.
Cole, could you reach that for me?
Cole, could you reach that for me?
by cole's friends October 2, 2020

by user577327 April 8, 2024

by Queenie4x September 29, 2019

Cole gerry is a man who is borderline midget and his GPA can't be higher than his braincell count of 2. Cole is a decent dude but is an idiot and is friends with a man who has a bunch of blood clots and is a walking list of ethnic slurs. He named his member "Lance" and drives a white jeep, just like every basic white girl. Cole is the youngest of 3 and is a failed miscarriage.
by Cameron DePolo March 23, 2022
