clown alien

Someone who doesn't know any clow aliens.

Use as a noun would normally be used you freaking lonely clown alien

by mr.andms.mr.andms. April 16, 2022

Clown Dyke

A fat obnoxious female know it all that lacks self awareness and shame. By attitude and features should be dressed in a clown suit.

Wow, Rosie O’Donnell is a real clown dyke.

by Onevoguer December 26, 2020

Circus clown

A clown at a circus.

He was a 400 pound comedian that hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

Circus clown

A clown at a circus.

He was a 400 pound comedian who hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage, leaving craters everywhere in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

Clubbing the clown

Masturbation

Where's little johnny? He's in his room clubbing the clown he will be out shortly

by Homolo January 16, 2021

Canon Clown

An extreme fan of the official Star Wars Canon content such as the infamous sequel trilogy of movies or the TV show Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008-2020), for examples.
Sometimes Canon Clowns are bold or stupid enough to say that the Star Wars EU sucks, which it does not.

Some canon fan: "Hurr Durr Legends sucks Canon rocks"
Anyone with a brain: "You canon clowns can't be taken seriously."

by 5uprEmakMut March 23, 2021

Intervention clown

Someoene that wants to change the definition of reality.

People that knew the intervention clown well, such as family, knew that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious, and called her the mouth of the south for good reason. The interventions were essentially somebody else or some authority figure pulling some other kid off of her over her mouth in life, but what she didn't realize was that the other kid didn't need anybody's respect any more than she did. Not from coworkers, not from other males, not from anybody, whether they ever had anybody's respect or not. She didn't seem to grasp that she was a bully herself, trying to dominate another group of people (males).

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021