catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.
Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night
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Catching the crazy turkey

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan
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Catching the crazy turkey

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.
Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.
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Catching the crazy turkey

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.
Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
by Wig Wam December 13, 2014
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catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)
Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
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catch a SO

To catch a SO is the act of going out and finding a significant other. By using this slang, you are actively letting surrounding people know you are looking for love.
“Yeah I’m going out tonight, looking to catch a SO!”
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To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator
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