ardent cancer

by Liter boy August 26, 2017
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Cancer

A super non-socialable person that tries to live with the community, but fails at doing that.
Matthew is the Ultimate Cancer in this class.
by CancerandAutism April 18, 2017
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jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010
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feces cancer

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...
Daniel has feces cancer from the flood
by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018
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Cancer’s Brother

Logan Paul Jake Paul Older Maybe Worst Brother
My Friend:Who aid Cancer’s Brother

Me:Logan Paul
by WhoIsJJ July 24, 2019
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cotton cancer

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.
by Momo72097 April 23, 2024
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mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial
Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial
by anonymous August 06, 2022
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