by Yeah okay mommy April 30, 2022
The most epic day in which the epitome of greatness was descended upon this realm. The day D-Mill was crafted into historical wonder!
by ShadowWitch May 20, 2023
A day in which basically you are wished happy birthday and don't get spoken to for the rest of the party. You also get to see people you haven't seen in like...12 and a half years sooooo
by Lobsterr June 09, 2022
No, don't... Don't bitch about your birthday. You didn't invite me. It don't ever get invited to anything... And I only have $30... And "YoU'rE nOt GoInG tO sHoW uP oN mY DoOrStEp!"
Hym "Yeah, hey that's cool. You know, I didn't even get a birthday last year! I did get a Christmas though where I had to sit and listen to my brother's bitch girlfriend undermine my profound accomplishments. It's all she ever does! She just runs her bitch mouth."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
by -Judah- October 25, 2019
When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
by Thecooltaters June 26, 2021
Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?
“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 29, 2019