A word used in northern Ireland to describe someone who is good craic or mental or not wise in the head
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Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
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Extremely Fat and annoying.
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Get the stack bastard mug.When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
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Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
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Get the bunny bastard bitch balls mug.The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"
Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"
Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"
Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
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