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AIDS

Jerry: "My boss came out of the closet today by announcing he is HIV+"
Tom: "lulz. AIDS."
by Johnny Cunnilinguist April 21, 2008
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AIDS

Used to describe someone, that when they are around you, they seem to just kill all the fun.
Man, riding my bike would be fun... if aids wasnt here with me...
by WhiteIce17 July 21, 2007
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aids

Anally Injected Death Sentence...get this disease and your all but dead. Most common in the homosexual male community but as the world becomes more populated with bisexual men who enjoy rumpy pumpy with both sexes, the disease spreads to women. From here anyone can catch it because most women on this earth are skank and will get pricked by anyone. Eventually a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy will get it and it will spread like shit everywhere. The best way of preventing yourself from getting this is by keeping your helmet on your soldier if you are a bloke, insisting your boyfriend refrains from putting his schlong/schlort (whatever the case may be) anywhere else other than between your cuntflaps if you are a woman, or prevention from any intercourse, especially anal, with a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy.
"John hired a rent boy the other night"

"Ha, i bet the batty boy's got aids now"
by Josh_Guern May 31, 2006
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acid ass

someone who has farted and it burns your nose hairs
damn roberto is suffering from a case of acid ass
by FRANK August 16, 2006
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AIDS

Anally Injected Death Sentence

Someone who has bent over and taken a rode of doom from behind. The rod of doom then shoots toxins into the anal cavity of the victim which then transforms the person into a zombie-like creature which, instead of wanting to devour flesh, wants to infect more people with the virus.
aids A.I.Ds homosexual gay zombie rod of doom
by PapaKShizzle September 30, 2010
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aids

a word to describe something which is not up to satisfactory level
man 1: i just bought this new universal remote from a carboot sale

man 2: does it work?

man 1: no its a big steaming pile of aids is what it is
by cameron jamieson November 30, 2006
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Acid Zombie

The qoolest person ever to grace the internet/the earth. Origin unknown.
Hey Acid Zombie, did I ever tell you that you are the qoolest?
by the quail February 25, 2005
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