jimmy jank

Verb: when an individual blatantly steals from the person. You sit while you get stolen right out of your hands!

The perpetrator typically yells "jimmy jank!" and then may proceed to use the stolen item. This may include eating twizzlers, riding away on your bike or drinking your purple drink

(Also an interjection)
ex. 1: Josh was eating a pack of Golden Oreos when Fitho jimmy janked the last one!

ex. 2: Kanye jimmy janked the spotlight from Taylor Swift on teh TV that one time. (See imma let you finish)
by John teh Fisherman November 29, 2009
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Jimmy Early

When a sexual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or ass to mouth on you.

Tom: "Hey bro I got some Jimmy Early today!"
Brad: "Bro I know, I was the one who did it for you!"
by butfocks February 18, 2008
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Jimmy Up

To "man up", to become brave. To stand strong against some form of adversity.

A saying coined by Latoysha, in Woodtown, a hood in Oak Cliff, TX
"You better tell him to Jimmy Up and bust that dude in the mouth!"
by DreamGyrl360 November 15, 2007
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Jimmy neutron

A smart peace of shit that has idiotic friends
Jimmy neutron

Could have used his brain to find the cure to cancer
Instead makes strange si-fi shit and gets arrested by men in black
by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018
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Jimmy Saville

Jimmy Saville is what people in the UK know as Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas in America. He is known as Saint Jimmy Saville or Saint Saville for short.
“Jimmy Saville is coming down the chimney tonight to give us our presents.”
by UKMandem17 December 30, 2022
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Jimmy Glass

Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.
Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.
by MrAubergine March 12, 2010
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Jimmy Jang

When someone comes over and acts all big, wanting a fight, you jimmy jang them to hell. A fun alternative to saying you’re gonna fuck someone up.
“Hey Chloe! That guy over there looks like he’s gonna start a fight with you.”

It’s okay Hana, I’ll go Jimmy Jang him. That’ll show him who is the boss around here.”
by Jimmyjangerthefirst November 05, 2018
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