leatherback turtle

When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.

"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."

by The biologists' sex drive March 2, 2014

Baggy Turtle

An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.

"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."

by Dr.Doctor101 November 12, 2017

desert turtle

A turtle that lives in the desert

Look at that desert turtle!

by Smartypants79 August 15, 2015

Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.

I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 1, 2019

beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

by NotABam October 10, 2017

turtle surprise

When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.

"I wasn't feeling well, but he insisted on rimming me. I ended up giving him a turtle surprise."

by grubblerfubbler February 5, 2014

Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 6, 2016