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Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple
That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs
by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Pineapple hairsmug.

pineapple on pizza

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!! PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA- A GODSENT DISCOVERY!
'man how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?'

'SERIOUSLY?? I LOVE pineapple on pizza'
by hrtz February 16, 2022
mugGet the pineapple on pizzamug.

False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!
by OddSmartman July 24, 2025
mugGet the False Pineapplemug.

Pineapple Surprise

Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.

Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.
Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.
by Big_Brando_Baby September 1, 2013
mugGet the Pineapple Surprisemug.

Pineapple

The code name for nearly every single girls crush (except for mine) because most of you guys are soooo not unique!
Example-

Iqra- OMG PINEAPPLE LOOKED AT ME HE MADE EYE CONTACT AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zunairah- No one cares gurl this is like the 5th guy you've been crushing on this week like bffr
by DracosWifeyyyy August 8, 2024
mugGet the Pineapplemug.

Pineapple

Pineapple. To have a pineapple inserted via means verbally by a manager, this could be fruit first or spine first depending on the severity of pineapple being deployed. This can be to a person singular or group.
oh no our manager is here. Some one is gonna cop a pineapple
by Pineapplereciever1 July 23, 2019
mugGet the Pineapplemug.

Pineapples

Pineapples is what you call a group of pineapple when they are together they can transform into anything you can dream of and is you eat them it hurts your tongue
"Wow, did you see that group of pineapple" said Dude
"It actually called pineapples when they are together"said slightly smarter dude
by Aliens.like.eggs November 8, 2018
mugGet the Pineapplesmug.

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