kisser-cancer

A person who is very annoying or if something is like cancer, just worse.

Fuck this is kisser-cancer. Or that guy is kisser-cancer...

by Kisser-cancer June 15, 2017

Cancer

Every North American English class ever

Damn, this class is f***ing cancer

by SimulatedEther April 10, 2019

Cancer Roll

A cigarette.

Also known as a cancer stick, stick of cancer, or roll of cancer.

Don't ever smoke cancer rolls. As you may have guessed, you'll get cancer.

by username4544 April 4, 2021

Cancer

A large green monster treading in the swampy waters on the outskirts of a land Far Far Away... Complains to others about things he is not doing as well. Coerces others into playing with him, when they don't want to and wonders why they resemble but a pile of salt.

Wow Daaaaaahnielll, stop being a "cancer"!

by glirglirglir June 11, 2017

Cancer

A slang word for Jake paul

My mate Jon just got Cancer hope he's good

by Sikeovateas December 3, 2021

hood cancer

Slang for AIDS/HIV

I’m gonna die anyways, my boyfriend gave me hood cancer.

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.

Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"

by Cancerking November 21, 2021