"The only reason I'm wearing this bull ass shit is because I woke up five minutes before pchem and was like "shit, it's five minutes before pchem"
"I'm tired of this bull ass shit"
"I'm tired of this bull ass shit"
by bittercornellalum November 7, 2009
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A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.
As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.
As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?
Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!
Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?
Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.
Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!
Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?
Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.
Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
by GuermoT December 26, 2009
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person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
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