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Bull Ass Shit

A reference to a general concept, which one hates, but does not want to directly mention.
"The only reason I'm wearing this bull ass shit is because I woke up five minutes before pchem and was like "shit, it's five minutes before pchem"

"I'm tired of this bull ass shit"
by bittercornellalum November 7, 2009
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slow as a hard shit

Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
by GuermoT December 26, 2009
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PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER

1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.
person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011
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sambuca shit splash

an eerily refreshing mist of sambuca-induced diarrhea
no more for me yo i just sambuca shit splashed all over some girls face.
by fatchinese April 28, 2009
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Holy Shit Moment

A moment in time where you just stop and say "whoa this is a holy shit moment"
You witness a crocodile devour your best friend. You stand there thinking "Whoa this is a holy shit moment"
by sum41isthefuckingshit May 2, 2009
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shit shave jerker

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.
Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.
by Mursinator March 11, 2009
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shit your butt

When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit
dude i was so sick last night

Did you shit your butt?
by Hamsandwhich March 15, 2015
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