mutilate me

it means they’re so attracted to you, they’d want to be mutilated (cut in pieces) by you.

Silvia: “omg please mutilate me 😩”
Silvia: “I’d let eren mutilate me 😩”

by gorilla grip coochie squirt October 21, 2021

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would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 30, 2017

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Me

Something you hate

You(me): I hate myself

by SolivagantSonder March 17, 2024

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Adopt me

Adopt me is a role play game where you can get eggs and adopt pets and babies but really it’s full of scammers.

Person 1: i got scammed in adopt me for my Fr bat dragon

by I love birds123 April 14, 2023

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suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.

1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"

by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012

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