The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

Lollipop Simp

Someone who simps over the character Lollipop from the YouTube series Battle For Dream Island.

Have you seen my friend's unhealthy obsession with Lollipop?

Dude, he's a Lollipop Simp.

by MΛD2FΛИ2018 August 9, 2024

Trump simps

The many people who are supporters of Donald trump, they are often found at trump rallies and disliking criticisms of Trump on reddit or urban dictionary. Often homophobic, transphobic and all round hateful. Have a strong like for building walls.

Person one: "Did you see the trump rally?"
Person two: "what a lot of Trump simps"

by ThatGuyWhoCantSleep August 17, 2024

OJ Simpson

The act of giving a blowjob while the recipient drinks orange juice.

"Dude, this fat black prostitute gave me a blowjob while I drank orange juice last night!" said Jake. "Oh my god," exclaimed Marson, "you got an OJ Simpson at waffle house."

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx August 30, 2024

powerwash simulator

The greatest game ever created. Best purchase ever

John: Have you played Powerwash Simulator?
Jim: No, not yet, should I?
John Yes! It single-handedly saved my marriage!

by ParzivaLore September 27, 2023

Bart simpson’ed

To strangle or throttle someone by the neck.

He was so annoying I nearly Bart Simpson’ed the little shit.

by Stockport slang September 29, 2023

miko simpura

A great person who does not have ps5 yest

Miko simpura is a great guy but he is slow to queue in mw2 lobby because of his ps4

by YngRez October 3, 2023