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Fuck me

Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.
Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me
by britishpoo September 13, 2021
mugGet the Fuck memug.

Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."
Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."
by McHesp August 1, 2020
mugGet the Me-O-Metermug.

Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.
Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.
by itsgivingcvnt November 16, 2022
mugGet the Fuck Me Sweatermug.

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
mugGet the hand-me-down retardedmug.

Hoe me

by Ducklet June 30, 2020
mugGet the Hoe memug.

Windows ME

The shitbag of the Windows series. Heck, Windows 10 is better. WINDOWS 10. You are better off with Windows 2000.
Windows ME is a operating system. The ME stands for Millenium Edition... all i can say.
If you live in 2000, just wait until Windows XP.
You’ll thank me. :)
Bill Gate’s Windows ME was a mistake.”
by psuedooldhandle May 22, 2021
mugGet the Windows MEmug.

me haces sentir bien

Me haces sentir bien. You fill me up … you make me feel good.

So good
by Dario-sss September 26, 2021
mugGet the me haces sentir bienmug.

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