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cock and ball torture

slapping ur balls over and over till you cum.
He was doing cock and ball torture last night.
by DonutBalls March 30, 2024
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Ball

crushed, cracked, tossed, fucked,
destroyed, evaporated
You see shorty over dere I’ll ball her shit
by Luh Sad March 30, 2024
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Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
by Overknown April 1, 2024
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Ball Down Machine

An alternate name for a beer, referring to "balling down", the act of consuming alcohol as described by Ontario slang.
Gonna acquire a ball down machine just now. be back shortly
by REALHOTBOI June 19, 2021
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emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
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playin with your balls

Joking or messing around with somebody. Created by Aiden Mann.
Lucas: Dawg I just killed your cat.
Sarah: What! Did you really?!
Lucas: Nah, I’m just playin with your balls.
by Down in your Mum June 22, 2021
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fugwa balls

Two balls in which you take in your hand, and move around. They are not actual balls. They jingle, and sound like windchimes. I swear, they are not actual balls. Like men balls. They come from China.
"Becky, don't touch my fugwa balls."

"Why, Becky?"

"Because they're from China. And they're mine."
by analarchist June 22, 2021
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