I'm on yo ass

User of the phrase: is about to begin or is already in the process of joking about/ dissing the receiver of the phrase.

Synonym Phrase: I'm about to roast on you.

Somewhat of a taunt or gloat.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Is that fake Polo?"

Guy 2: "Oh you, tryna' roast? Bruh I'm on yo ass! Ol, high water, flipped collar, no dollar lookin' boy!"

Example 2

Guy 1: "That's what yo momma said when she left last night!"

Guy 2: "Shut up man! yeen funny!"

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Boy I'm on yo ass!"

by Zip Zack November 27, 2012

smell yo dick

The last resort in the extensive investigation that takes place when a woman believes that her significant other is cheating on her.

"Why you comin' home at five in the morn'? Somethin's goin' awn, lemme smell yo dick. Don't play me like a foo', 'cuz dat ain't coo'. What you need to do is lemme smell yo dick."

by Katelyn H December 29, 2007

yo, you good?

wtf is wrong with you?

john just spilled beer on the new rug... john! yo, you good?

by billyp01 December 17, 2008

cheese in yo' sneakers

on edge, angry, mad, when you are trippin'

Eric: Man i frickin hate life, today is not my day
Zakk: Bro, get over it..you got some cheese in yo' sneakers

by uhler June 28, 2007

Cool Beans Yo

To express happiness or excitment for another. 2. To agree in delight.

1. I just voted!
-Cool beans yo!
2. We should arrive early to get good seats.
-Cool beans yo!

by nsambas June 22, 2006

quack yo duck

Another phrase for saying suck your dick

Grace is going to quack yo duck.

by Weltington January 13, 2009

pump yo brakes

1. Slow down before you miss an opportunity
2. Watch out before you say something you may regret

1. I told T 'pump yo brakes there go a gang of hotties over there.'

2. Dell "Boy, I'm about to put my foot in yo a$$! I'm going to beat you like you stloe something, whip you like yo mama should have when you was a kid!!"
Kev "Yo! You need to pump yo brakes before you find yo self in a hospital room."

by Delow January 18, 2006