Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born

i’m all patrick shwavy and i see this kid in a wheelchair so i go “how long ya gonna be in that wheelchair for?”

friend: “yo he’s got cerebral palsy”

by pillowprincessx3 December 16, 2019

Patrick

A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material

Finna marry Patrick

by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell

Get you a patrick

by Dis ass super fat May 3, 2024

Patrick

That guy in my class everyone likes

1: Is that Patrick
2: Yeahhh

by It'smee. Me June 18, 2022

patrick opiola

The human embodiment of solid gold and pure light. A generator of positive energy that we are all lucky enough to share time and space with.

We could all benefit from trying to emulate Patrick Opiola.

by Epōdōs February 27, 2021

Patrick

The Celtic translation for Toaster

Patrick: I’m Patrick it means toaster in Celtic

by Tyc70ps November 18, 2019

Patrick

Someone who loves himself yet says he wants to die, awesome is their favorite word, eats to much candy and cookies that it becomes a problem, usually has curly hair and obsessed with ships that make no sense.

Wow Patrick feel better about yourself!

by Dxjfxxfxf November 13, 2017