Toon wife

The western version of waifu,meaning a character from western animation a cartoon fan considers his wife.

I have a toon wife.

by Friar cuck October 21, 2018

yoongis wife

yoongis wife is the one and only sopecypher

the title of yoongis wife does belong to sopecypher

by sageinctrl May 13, 2022

4TH GEN LEE KNOW'S WIFE

Aayushi is Lee Minho's only legit delusional wife.

Who is 4th gen Lee Know's wife?
oh, she is Aayushi

by thazzafact October 27, 2021

Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.

When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.

by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

andrews wife

A stupid whore who gets fucked by multiple men daily

john: hey bob, did you end up fucking andrews wife last night
bob: yeah, me and 5 other guys

by TheSaltyCrab April 9, 2020

summers wife

The hotest gal ever. She will be summer's wife for life

preson 1: yo whos that ?
preson 2: thats summers wife!
person 3 : I wish I was her !!

by buuuuud October 19, 2021