retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.

by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

meme-watching

The fine art of looking at memes.

I've been meme-watching since 2012.

by Enleno June 3, 2019

Watching Roku

When you are at an elevated level in mind, and/or zone out, and do something you normally wouldn’t.

He forgot to open the front door before walking out, he must’ve been watching Roku.

by Saint Longwei November 29, 2025

keep watch

Verb: invite others to witness you triumph

When the naysayers & haters think you about to fall but you one step ahead. Invite them with front row seats to watch you rise above the mess.
Keep watching and see that your negativity is making me stronger and causing me to shine that much brighter.

FB status: You thought you broke me when you stabbed me in the back. I have been making moves for such a time as this.

#KEEP WATCH👁👁

by 🔑 Gr8 Xpect8ions 🔑 March 2, 2017

TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

Watch yo rear view

When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition

He has “watch yo rear view” in his bio

by World-Dictionary February 28, 2023