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half time watch

When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.
"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"
by aru007_avi March 30, 2016
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Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Watch yo rear view

When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition
He has “watch yo rear view” in his bio
by World-Dictionary February 28, 2023
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Watching a Marvel movie

Act of watching your wife get fucked like your watching a Marvel movie
Dude, I’m watching a Marvel movie tonight!
by Tipsytopper October 3, 2025
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theatrics the watch

A staged event not an actual event.
Define The police and fireman tell little yoohoos to play little games.. was there a real crime or was the disturbance of the sort staged??

Military laughs doesn't know shit about nothing

That's like another countries military entering our air space for example 10,000 signapore armed forces enter air space United States armed forces ntercepts not for drama but doing the showa lol

Theatrics for example total defense display i.e theatrics the watch should probably save theatrics for YouTube not for real life lol...
by theatricals October 12, 2022
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Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.
"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"
by nompynuthead May 22, 2017
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TV Watching Utensils

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
by D Flawless November 13, 2021
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