twat rangoon

1. The rare chinese treat made from won-tons and fresh chinese vagina.

2. What you call the vagina while perfoming cunnilingus on a chinese woman.

1. Wow...Kiki made the most delicious twat rangoons I've ever eaten.

2. Kiki has the best twat rangoon I've ever eaten, good thing it wasn't a crab rangoon.
by R"MD"C October 25, 2006
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Twat shot

When a girl soaks tampon with alcohol and then inserts it into her vagina then a man sucks the alcohol out of her vagina.
Dude last night my girl soaked a tampon in tequila and inserted it into her vagina and had me sucks the booze from her vagina! Best twat shot ever!
by Hooverr77 June 26, 2015
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Twat Tax

Money spent by people on their own idiocy. Money spent on fixing situations caused by one's own idiocy.
On Friday night I got so bungalowed that I locked myself out of the house and had to pay £80 for a locksmith to change the locks, that's an £80 Twat Tax so far this week.
by Maraqui January 22, 2012
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Twat Twins

Gen and Rushdah are having another sleepover?!? those twat twins
by thatjerseykid July 16, 2011
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twat pocket

1. Someone who is or resembles a pussy
Clay was too scared to go streaking, what a twat pocket.
by master pimp juice August 08, 2009
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Twat-in-law

A sister-in-law whom is a twat.
My twat-in-law complained the entire time she was here.
by RM7816 April 02, 2018
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twat burn

(noun) 1. Razor burn directly affecting the twat.
2. Literal burns of the vagina and surrounding area, typically as a result of attempted hair removal by way of fire.

(verb) - To burn someone in the vagina and/or surrounding area.
"Man, I tried burning off my vag hair last night and got some serious twat burn."
"God, you should see a doctor."

"Oh my god I hate that bitch Shannon - I hope she gets twat burned.
by Morrill Fo' Real December 07, 2008
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