Turd Burgundy

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape

John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".

by Jeremy Asia man May 24, 2021

Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018

turd burnishing

Trying to polish or perfect something that doesn't benefit from, or is worthy of, such effort.

I spent four hours editing my latest Urban Dictionary entry - I'm such a turd burnisher.

Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.

Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.

by Bono Lex January 31, 2014

turd teeth

One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!

Dude, he had turd teeth!

by Craycray75 April 01, 2015

Turd Insurance

(noun) - the act of a person taking a friend with them to see a new movie at a theater, and paying for both tickets, for the purpose of making a potentially bad movie (i.e. a turd) more enjoyable for them.

Boy 1: Hey, Jimmy! I really wanna go see the new Spiderman movie, but I need some Turd Insurance. You interested?
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.

by Jambo_11 July 20, 2012

Tub Turd

A piece of shit left floating in a motel hot tub by a white trash dirtbag with a loose asshole.

Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.

by Floss 69 January 19, 2006

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006