Dude, he had turd teeth!
by Craycray75 April 01, 2015
A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.
by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018
I spent four hours editing my latest Urban Dictionary entry - I'm such a turd burnisher.
Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.
Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.
Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.
Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.
by Bono Lex January 31, 2014
(noun) - the act of a person taking a friend with them to see a new movie at a theater, and paying for both tickets, for the purpose of making a potentially bad movie (i.e. a turd) more enjoyable for them.
Boy 1: Hey, Jimmy! I really wanna go see the new Spiderman movie, but I need some Turd Insurance. You interested?
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
by Jambo_11 July 20, 2012
the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.
by Floss 69 January 19, 2006
1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.
2.A general insult to anyone.
1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
by Word Master123 August 24, 2006