Train News

A prefix to annoying facebook status message people send explaining their boring mediocre train journeys

Train News: Person next to me is snoring really loud

by Rocky9861 August 25, 2011

Train Dane

A stray dog (commonly a Great Dane) that travels the train.

The Train Danes are really biting this morning!

by Maxi Nad. November 29, 2007

sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

by lo fo sho November 8, 2010

Train wreck

See: Miley Cyrus

Friend: Did you see Miley Cyrus twerking? It's a train wreck.
You: What? Lemme see.

3 Minutes Later
You: Fuck you.
Ex-Friend: What?

by CurrentlyNauseous August 26, 2013

Soul Train

The greatest song to come out ever. The production and vocals are unmatched. This is YBN Nahmir's Magnum Opus.

Yo bro, whats your favourite Nahmir song?
It's gotta be Soul Train, it's a masterpiece

by insanemonkey122 April 24, 2021

train fucker

A train fucker(a) is a mofo who messes shit up because it's fun for him sometimes. Usually funny if taken in a more cynical sense. Also an insult.

train fucker train fucka

by cc7 September 17, 2013

bourbon train

To continually require a drink of Bourbon at every drinking opportunity while knowing that it will inevitably end with terrible decisions.

Even though she was extremely hungover the middle aged waitress could not resist a drink of Makers Mark on the rocks after work. She'd been on the Bourbon Train too long and her train had not yet pulled into station.

by AgeEh Em March 28, 2015