tommy

a hypocritical nigga with no colony of his own and look upon someone’s else. his roast style is reflection, a style that takes his/her personal problems and put it on other people image.

Louise: i got a doctors note showing that i have serve depression.
tommy: im depressed :(
Louise: sorry guys i dont want to talk about it... i gotta go.
tommy: lol guys i got depression im depressed xd

by PolarisXPs June 14, 2018

Tommy

He is always a kid, but not in a good way. His head just seems a little big for his stick of a body. He is great with technology, sadly he eats nothing so he can't even do that. Could tommy, if he took care of his health, slay pussy? after a long consideration of this, probably not.

"Saw a total boner today of a kid, looked kind of like a tommy"

by M1chaelP1o December 14, 2017

tommy lawhon

The moment when you pee, poop, and cum at the same time.

Dude I just took a Tommy Lawhon and I feel much better.

by Alabamadrew September 5, 2016

Tommy and Amber

Simply soup snakes. If you watch The Office you’ll know what I mean. Jim and Pam don’t even compare.

Tommy and Amber were best friends first.

by RYAN HEART May 27, 2021

Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing

by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.

Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024

Doing A Tommy H

When you pretend to be drunk infront of your friends, and your performance is worthy of an Oscar, equal to or better performed than legendary actor Tom Hanks

Spoon is doing a Tommy H

Look at spoon giving it Tommy H over there

by Scfc1 December 12, 2021