Tommy

a man with a big pp, so big that if he stood on a highway that is 9210 kilometre long it would stretch even longer

friend: Is that a really long pole?
me: no its tommy pp

by EEEEEEEeeeaaaaaaaaaalon September 10, 2023

Tommy Runco

A man with a massive cock

Hey my name's Tommy Runco I have a massive dick

by Notthmmy September 14, 2023

Tommy rigging

When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.

"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"

by Velvet Pimpson July 20, 2023

Tommy

The most annoying person EVER.

Tommy: "lol fortnite balls"
everybody else: "stfu"

by MasonIsntFunny July 21, 2023

tommy bottom

A woman under the influence of drugs fingers your arse and then you both suck her fingers clean.

I was in Aberdeen the other day and I saw a junkie getting a tommy bottom by the bins.

by Peggy bumbles July 27, 2023

Tommy

My boy since day one. I couldn’t ask for a better friend. He’s stuck with my through it all.

You’re an amazing friend Tommy

by Wsgg August 6, 2023

Tommy Shriggly'd

The undesirable resultant condition of 'getting a little clap' from a partner following a period of fornication / Becoming diagnosed with gonorhea following sexual activity.

'Damn she nasty! I hope I don't get Tommy Shriggly'd!'

by WaterIsBadForYou April 5, 2024