Snake Dick

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.

Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.

by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020

death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.

I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.

by annoying sadist July 22, 2014

Snake hunt

Being on the prowl for men/looking for dick

Want to go snake hunting this weekend?

by Misstrish March 29, 2022

Snake pitt

That mate who always dogs you, his house is named the snake pitt

Troy's house is the snake Pitt

by Tehteh___ August 30, 2018

Trach Snake

When you fuck a chick in the hole in her neck. ( From a tracheotomy )

Man 1: How did the blind date go bro.
Man 2: Started out slow, but it picked up later when i gave her the o'l TRACH SNAKE.
Man 1: Fuck yeah clean out them pipes.

by That805G June 3, 2016

Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.

We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.

by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021

Body Snake

A mowel movement of immense size and girt usually involving a large amount of pride and sense of accomplishment.

Pooper - “Dude! I just let loose a body snake of a life time.”

Friend - “ Holyshit! That must weigh 10 pounds. What did you eat?!?!”

by Mad Shitter October 20, 2018