Shady Band Naming

When a group of musicians who aren't that great name their band something super cool. Usually you will here this band's name and be like "oh damn" and go look it up. You will be disapointed.

Mitch: Dude I heard about this band "Attack Attack!" last week and it sounded cool so I looked them up.

Alec: That's a sick name! I'm going to check them out!

Mitch: No don't bother. There was some Shady Band Naming going on...

by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011

Chinese Restaurant Name

An obviously Americanized/Westernized pseudonym taken by ethnically East Asian restaurant workers such as Billy, Kevin, Tony, Susan, Mary, etc.

I went to Ming Kui Lau and my server's name was Tony. No, seriously! It said that on his name tag! I mean yeah, it's probably not his real name, but his Chinese Restaurant name was Tony. Good guy, Tony...

by JohnnyApocalypse July 4, 2015

A guy named Jeremiah

He's literally just a guy named Jeremiah. DEAL WITH IT.

a guy named Jeremiah ate my subway sub and I'm depressed

by Sourwrap May 6, 2021

[any male name]

Penis

"Ow, it hit me right in the any male name*!"

(*Peter, Jimmy, Jonathan, Robert, Thomas, Larry, Fritz, Paul, Langston, Archibald, Louis, etc...)

by Duke of the Bump June 26, 2014

tea kettle name

A nickname given to someone, usually in reference to an explosion or eruption of some sort. This also relates to the one who has been given the nickname's impulse to have a temper tantrum

1: Oh, hey Geyser
2: Oh, is that my new tea kettle name?
1: Yes.
2: Why, you little...

by extraterrestrialTerror February 26, 2019

UD name whore

An individual who only submits endless inside jokes about friends names to Urban dictionary

UB name whore individual: trixy is a blah blah blah with blah blah blah hair and...

The Urban dictionary community: OMG will u STFU and stop being a UD name whore?!

by Sagsagman1245780 December 15, 2014

Brand Name Bitch

Someone who will only wear brand names. Also someone who is a bitch. And most of the time will wear revieling clothing.

"I went into lu lu lemon the other day and that freak with the glasses from english was there. Who does she think she is?" that is a brand name bitch

by LillyJoeCo December 17, 2012