Shirt

When you shit and squirt at the same time

Oh fuck I'm going to shirt.
Ahhh daddy you are gonna make me shirt.

by Klim9bim February 24, 2021

π-shirt

A T-shirt with a hole that resembles the shape of the number π—one that is debatably unsuitable to be worn by young girls and women unless they are wearing it over an unholey garment.

Some math geeks plan to wear a π-shirt on Pi Day to make a fashion statement before their peers and teachers.

by Fasters January 20, 2022

Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.

The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020

hanging shirt

It is usually a girl's clothing that "hangs" on her boobs which in turn creates space between her abdomen and the shirt. Sometimes, it is also cut in a way that it shows bellybutton.

"She has a nice rack so she looks hot in a hanging shirt."

"She has a nice rack so she looks hot in a hanging shirt."

by guitarnoob February 2, 2015

Shirt Nigga

A nigga who wears a shirt in the pool

Bruh why does that nigga Chris always wear a shirt in the pool. He’s a shirt nigga LOL.

by SheckWes123 September 12, 2024

Shirt Stretcher

Bryce Steinmiller

Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!

Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher

I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher

by MotoMoto1234566676 May 22, 2024

Bogan shirt

Sunburn or tan on the upper arms and shoulderblades, caused by someone habitually or suddenly spending lots of time in the sun while wearing a singlet or sleeveless shirt.

Went on holiday to Kuta. Look at the bogan shirt I picked up!

by WhatcanIusethatisntalreadytake August 16, 2020