hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

gorilla pause

Refers to how large hairy hominids are often wary and shy when trying out new things, and so they tend to hesitate and ponder all possible options before proceeding.

The great apes are naturally unfamiliar with human customs of interaction, so don't be offended or disappointed if a giant simian displays a "gorilla pause" before holding out its "gorilla paws" in greeting.

by QuacksO September 29, 2022

someone who plays gorilla tag

Somebody who plays a game for fun that is not a gorilla tag kid.

I’m not a gorilla tag kid, I am someone who plays gorilla tag.

by Lerans April 28, 2022

Gorilla Tag Youtuber

A youtuber that is most of the time unoriginal and they think they are strong from playing gorilla tag. They sometimes they have a childish fanbase that act like zombies to the youtuber.

Jmancurly is a gorilla tag youtuber, his fanbase is full of 2 year olds.

by Jeffrey Shelton is cool May 17, 2023

gorilla tag

Mother: have you been playing gorilla tag too much?
player: uhh yes how did you know?

mother: I know you play gorilla tag because the doctor came back with results and since you haven’t touched grass in 2 years you’ve been mentally unstable, with no bitches and you’ve broken every bone possible.

by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023

gorilla's house

the house of a very rich person

"Man, look at that mansion! That's a gorilla's house, if I've ever seen one!"

by chickenhouse January 9, 2010

gorilla glue hug

a hug in which either makes someone feel like their broken pieces are all back together, or isn't let go even after it becomes awkward.

Example 1: "Steve gave me a gorilla glue hug.. i feel like my heart is starting to mend"
Example Two: "Careful... Steve is a gorilla glue hug machine... he just doesn't know when to let go."

by FatChilly February 7, 2014