Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain

When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.

She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.

by Infobucket January 16, 2010

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Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010

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Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

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crawling tiger

A sexual move where you are on all fours and dragging your nuts on the ground. The friction from this action causes the ballsack to warm up. The man then pounces on the woman, supplying her with warmth and affection from the nuts alone.

Omg Becky, last night when I was with Tom we were getting all kinky and shit when all of a sudden he did the Crawling Tiger. My pussy was wetter than Niagara Falls itself that night

by Durkmcgurk May 8, 2018

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