Mario Karted

When all the NPCs in Mario Kart decide they hate your guts.

"Hey, this is the third red shell I've been hit with in 15 seconds!"
"Dang, you're getting Mario Karted.

by kole49544 February 15, 2024

Super Mario 65

cancelled mario game

i had a classmate that actually legitimately expected super mario 65 to come out. he ate glue.

by Quandale Dingles friend March 18, 2024

Mario

(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)

Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.

whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?

I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.

by stovO33 April 2, 2024

The Mario

When a girl spreads her legs on top of two wooden chairs while you stand below her with your fist up in the air. You then jump up, shoving your knuckles in her vagina.

Hey bro me and my girl did the Mario last night now she’s walking like a Goomba

by Gruntgrinder February 1, 2026