hero

my dad.

x: Oh, who save those kids?
y: Her dad.
x : ...*it's a hero"

by darniafrt November 24, 2020

Hero's Whack

A type of spell Hero, from super smash bros. ultimate uses to kill at 0%

Hero:"uses whack"
Pichu:"fricking dies a 0%"
The player that was playing with Pichu:"Bruh, Hero's Whack is op"

by bruhgamer21 October 29, 2019

You Need A Hero

There was a time in your life
When it was easier livin' all alone
Find yourself livin' on the edge
Of another reason why you can't go home

I got news for you
Nothing's lost if what we have is love
Just someone to catch you when you fall
Is the only thing you wanted at all

You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Yeah, someone that you can run to
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Don't run away, I'm waitin' to love you

We're just a heartbeat apart
Closer than we've ever been before
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
It's the only thing you wanted at all

You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Just someone that you can run to
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Don't run away, I'm waitin' to love you

I'll be there to catch you when you fall
It's the only thing you wanted at all

You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Yeah, someone that you can run to
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Don't run away, don't run away

You need a hero, someone to rescue you
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
Don't run away, I'm here for you
You need a hero, someone to rescue you
You need a hero

by Death Menace August 11, 2023

<.7.4.9.7.>No More Heroes Will Cost Me Not One Dollar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.4.9.7.>No More Heroes Will Cost Me Not One Dollar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.4.9.7.>No More Heroes Will Cost Me Not One Dollar<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Going Hero

When you're balls deep in a girl and you slap your wrist in order to keep going and stop yourself from cumming too early.

Girl: This is so good
Me, about to nut: Going Hero! *slaps wrist*

by KevCuntway January 4, 2018

Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.

Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2022

bloody hero

Someone who eats period pussy

My boyfriend even eats me when I'm on the rag. He's definitely a bloody hero.

by Ivy4USA February 6, 2018