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A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to die protecting Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial, Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).
The Goons are down at the Public library, wearing plate carriers with their rifles, to keep the mayor from burning the books that cover the terrible things the Nazi's did.
by George Washington's Ghost October 1, 2021
Get the Goon mug.A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited
by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
by Goon exterminator April 19, 2024
Get the The Goon Goblin mug.When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
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