Mortimer Syndrome

1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.

I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.

by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009

nardo syndrome

the act of intense dick-riding or infatuation

"Bro Tim Tebow is superman with his muscles and skills!" "Man you have a bad case of Nardo Syndrome."

by prettyboybull April 9, 2010

Morris Syndrome

A form of male pattern baldness in which the patient's hair appears to migrate from the scalp to the face, normally taking the form of a goatee beard, or in extreme cases, ginger sideburns. Morris Syndrome is caused by the word 'Morris', making Morris Men and Morris Marina owners more susceptible to infection.

He has a bad case of Morris Syndrome

by Anne Onnymouse March 8, 2011

Pranav Syndrome

The condition when a person starts babbling English out of nowhere, just to sound more important.

Person 1: Aur Bete, kesa he? (Friend in a friendly tone)
Person 2: I say you don’t say this to me next time because I did not say anything wrong and I don’t like being called this and it would be my pleasure if you stop being mean like this
Person 1: Bhai terko Pranav Syndrome he kya?

by Shishu Premi April 23, 2021

Southwest Syndrome

When an individual from UMass-Amherst male/female is only attracted to Southwest dudes and bettys.

John:I use to live in Lewis in Northeast, but now I live in Patterson in Southwest and have been diagnosed with this syndrome.

Jake: What syndrome?

John: SOUTHWEST SYNDROME

by Fabio Rodriguez March 8, 2009

Pinterest Syndrome

When an individual feels depressed and inadequate as a result of wanting but not having the item(s) she or he sees on Pinterest or similar materialistic websites. Can occur in any gender, but about ten times more likely to be seen in females.

Although Jill's wedding was over a year away, she was already suffering from a case of Pinterest Syndrome after seeing all the things she wanted for her wedding but couldn't have

by User2015 January 10, 2015

Torrentz Syndrome

A Disorder that BitTorrent users get after downloading gigabytes of movies/pr0n/warez/games. Pronounced like Tourette's Syndrome.

Bobby: Wewt, I just downloaded Harry Potter Movie! Hehe, worth 1.3 gigs too! Bwhahahahah. Take that AMERICA!
Jackie: uh oh, I think bobby got Torrentz Syndrome...
Mikee: NOOOOOO!!!!! CURSE YOU BITTORRENT!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!

by Stevee A December 31, 2008