Vanessa's Dad

Person who hates Tyler H cause he thinks he is dating her daughter

Vanessa- My Dad thinks were dating and docent want us to talk lol
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad

by vilagger999 November 1, 2020

my dad

my dad is a unexciting character in my life and un existing

hey my dad is unexciting

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

Dad's At Poker

key words for lets throw a fatass fuckin party or get hella wasted,

it came from my friends whenever my dad goes to play poker twice a month and we get fuckin wasted beyond belief.

open house cuz he dont get home til 3 in the morning

Player: Hey man whats goin down tonite?
Boss: Idk man i heard Dad's at Poker...
Player: Word? then lets mob over there and get that shit crackin like pistachio.

by DillinghamNigga August 14, 2009

Bens Dad

to completely vanish

Bens Dad left for milk

by WalterHWhite March 8, 2022

dad material

a guy who is the perfect dad can cook clean and help with kids all while being super hot and sexy

patrick: “ hey look it’s david coming out of the grocery store” alex: “yea he’s dad material”

by anonymous February 5, 2019

MY Dad

gone

My dad went to get milk

by a poor alford child February 12, 2021

dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

by Thefurher November 19, 2013