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Smack as fuck

Ugly. Useless. Insult for someone that deserves more than a basic insult. Abhorrently bad at what they do.
by JJjetplane88 July 30, 2024
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Fred Smacked

When you talk and talk while only reading one sentence and when someone tries to explain it to you, you just talk over them with non-proven points some more then you end the sentence in "Fred Smack"
youre wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.... Fred Smacked!
by Just show Proof March 31, 2024
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Smack Nuts

Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie
Ex. 1. "What's up Smack Nuts" 2. "Hey Smack Nuts"
by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010
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Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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