self-perv

(noun.) 1. A person who is sexually attracted to themselves, mostly in a narcissistic manner.

2. A pervert but the pervertedness is directed to themselves rather than other people.

She only looks at her boobs in the mirror, what a self-perv.

Only a self-perv would talk about the bulge in their pants that often.

by musicface April 13, 2009

Self Smartification

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"

through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function

by El Castillo Grande April 15, 2010

self-inflicted bukkake

When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his own face, simulating bukkake porn, in which several men take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.

Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm shedding manly tears of pain right now.

Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.

by Eat_My_Sammich June 16, 2011

Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.

Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)

by coachcmiller September 30, 2013

selfie arm

the arm visible in a picture when

someone is taking a selfie. Now Less common after the front facing camera was popularized

John: Did you see Sara's picture on Instagram?

Jim: yeah it must have been a selfie. Look at that arm!

Or.

Jim: is this a selfie?

John: I don't see a selfie arm but maybe they used their front facing camera

by Juan Pablo Montoya 69 November 3, 2013

Selfie Sunday

A picture taken of yourself by yourself and posted on a social media site on any particular Sunday.

"Do not photobomb me, this going up as my selfie sunday."

by instagrammarnazi March 2, 2014

Selfiestick

Penis of a guy who masturbates a lot

It's was just me and my selfiestick hanging out this weekend.

by Kouschik July 16, 2015