lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015

Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.

by Ribbajoxy1412 January 9, 2018

redneck

a dumb racist of european descent in the southern or rural USA.

"Is that a man of color in my wife? call up the southern baptist church, and bring your AR 15s, we're about to go redneck on this sand nigger. "

by Prince_Ali_Enemy_Of_SBC June 11, 2024

Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Redneck Royalty

People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.

Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.

by already there August 18, 2023

Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024

Redneck Wop

An Italian who collects many things, including vehicles resulting in a yard resembling that of a redneck.

eg. Did you see Matteo's yard? It's very redneck wop.

by amandadee77 April 30, 2015